26 February 2008

BREAKING NEWS! YANK IN LONDON EXCLUSIVE!

Following on from the incredible and disturbing revaltions on the Drudge Report that Barack Obama once wore a turban on a visit to Africa, an act which obviously unmasks him as a (not so well) hidden Muslim, I provide conclusive proof below that Laura Bush is also a closet Muslim! This is clearly big news. Shouldn't Captain Codpiece have told us he was half of a mixed marriage?

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