12 February 2008

Jesus in a tree!

Brought to you by the Keystone State. Key quote:
"One hundred grand, they got $28,000 for a grilled cheese sandwich...One hundred grand for a piece of beautiful New Jersey pine with a picture of Jesus Christ ascending to heaven."
Because that's why God put Jesus in a tree; to make money for Craig O'Connor.

Personally I think the sap stain looks like a woman in a hijab dancing. Maybe that's the message God is trying to send us - Jesus is now a Muslim woman! That should add new complexities to the Eternal Global War on Terra.

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