14 February 2008

So that's all thumbs down then

Pop superstar and celebrity London resident Madonna Ritchie has put her hand to film direction and it would seem that the result is less than laudable. Allow me to quote:

"Well, it had to happen. Madonna has been a terrible actor in many, many films and now - fiercely aspirational as ever - she has graduated to being a terrible director. She has made a movie so incredibly bad that Berlin festival goers were staggering around yesterday in a state of clinical shock, deathly pale and mewing like maltreated kittens. She is also the producer and co-author of the script. If she'd done the location catering as well, they'd have had a Jonestown situation on their hands."

There is more if you can stomach it!

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