11 February 2008

Think of it as an act of mercy

Sleep with me and save my life.

At least that is what the National Health Service is recommending for those of us who struggle to get enough exercise. You are going to like socialised medicine after all. I direct you to the NHS Direct "Improve Your Sex Life" page, covering such critical topics as orgasms, sexercise, aural sex, masturbation, using sex toys and, not to be forgotten, safety first!

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