Terrorists in Israel have opened up a new front in the "war on terra" with the abduction of a treasure trove of sex toys from the car of "renowned sexologist" Shelly Pasternak. The pleasure chests that are missing contained no fewer than "40 vibrators, massage oils, a whip, (a) dildo, (a) blindfold, Chinese balls and handcuffs". Ms. Pasternak is thought to be distraught. As they say "innocence is the first victim of war".
The Israeli government has threatened to bomb Lebanon, the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and, for unknown reasons, Detroit back to the stone age unless the valuables are returned unharmed.
The Israeli government has threatened to bomb Lebanon, the West Bank, the Gaza Strip and, for unknown reasons, Detroit back to the stone age unless the valuables are returned unharmed.
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