Going David Blaine one better!

Authorities at a South African prison have learned that just because an inmate has asked for a jar of Vaseline it doesn't necessarily mean that he's taken a fancy to the geezer in the top bunk.

Nonetheless the escape sounds pretty impressive. He was shackled, he broke two bullet proof windows and squeezed out between bars after lubing himself up. This was a guy who seriously did not like confinement!