....it's time to work out who should be invaded next to keep the "Freedom Agenda" alive. Yes - neocons - I can hear your chant of "Tehran! Tehran!" but I have a better idea. I think it is time that we put an end to two thousand years of tyranny, resistance to democracy, sexual discrimination and sexual abuse.
That's right. The Holy See (aka Vatican City) is my choice! First of all this really will be a slam dunk! Do you think that a bunch of priests in skirts could resist the greatest army on Earth? I think not.
These are my reasons:
- They encourage democracy everywhere but Vatican City.
- They refuse to allow any woman to have a voice in their government.
- They refuse to allow Jews, Muslims, Protestants, Sikhs, Hindus, Buddhists, Zoroastrians, animists or atheists to participate in their government or even to reside in their country.
- They may not harbour terrorists but we know that they harbour pederasts.
Obviously they hate freedom!
After the successful invasion, when we will undoubtedly be greeted as liberators and feted in the streets we can let Halliburton repaint the Sistine Chapel ceiling.
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