21 December 2006

Make way for Private Jemma and Private Not-Jemma

After years of denying the need GW has now seen the light and decided that America needs a larger army. Given that recruiters already have to cheat on educational and intelligence standards, criminal records and also make promises that can't be kept à la Private Benjamin in order to maintain the armed forces below the levels they target today one wonders how this is possible.

Perhaps George and Laura will prove an example to mothers and fathers across the land by marching the twins down to the nearest recruiting office right after Xmas and sign the two of them up for a tour of the garden spots of Asia.

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