Beware of Greeks bearing sorority pledges

The national organisation of the sorority Delta Zeta was concerned about the chapter at De Pauw University. They didn't seem to meet the high standards they set for themselves. What did they do about it? They sacked all of the fat women, all of the plain women and all the ethnic women leaving behind a perfectly homogeneous collection of attractive, slim white women.

Well done ladies! Perhaps you should change your name to Phi Beta Barbie.