13 March 2007

Who would Jesus torture?

Surprisingly some evangelical Christians are now saying that he would torture no one. (Wait until the Decider (TM) hears about this!) Saying that Christians have to help America "regain [its] moral clarity" and that the U.S. has crossed the "boundaries of what is legally and morally permissible" the National Association of Evangelicals has endorsed an anti-torture statement. I await Jerry Falwell's definitive position statement on the matter. I am certain he will issue one just as soon as he has a chance to have a chat with God on the matter.

You know it's a damn shame that, unlike the Rt. Rev. Falwell’s, the voices in my head seem to be unrelated to God.

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