The picturesque Firth of Forth near Edinburgh, familiar to golf fans as the body of water you see in the distance when the Open Championship is held at the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St. Andrews, is facing an environmental disaster as millions of litres of raw sewage are being pumped into the water. Local folks have been told not to enter the water, as if the fact that the water is absolutely fucking freezing weren’t disincentive enough, or to pick up dead fish. So my advice is to stick to whiskey and dead fried Mars bars until further notice then.
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