22 April 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 34)

The race for second place in my who-will-get-sacked-first competition continues with US Attorney General and Bush succubus Antonio "Gone-zo" Gonzales a hot favourite to stagger across the finishing line first. He apparently took time off from updating his CV to attend last night's White House Correspondent's dinner; No word as yet as to how that worked out. When he finally has to wrap up his meagre belongings in a handkerchief, tie to to a stick and walk away from his fantasy life in the White House into the "reality based community" I would love to be a fly on the wall for his first job interview. I suspect the most interesting question will be "so Mr. Gonzales it has been a very long time since you had a job that was not gifted to you by the Decider(TM) how prepared do you believe you are to take on a real job?"

All remains quiet on the Steve "I've never really coached a winning team and it doesn't look like I'm going to start now" McClaren as his troubles have been eclipsed by the shock "resignation" of ex-England cricket coach and competition winner Duncan Fletcher.

(To be continued...)

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