28 June 2007

Bush on Blair

I think that the Decider(TM) is really going to miss his good mate St. Tony now that he is no longer the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I mean what if Gordo doesn't use the same toothpaste the he does?

In any case the American President said some nice things yesterday, undoubtedly fighting back the tears, in a final tribute to his dear friend. He said that it was "silly ridicule" that St. Tony was the President's poodle because "he's bigger than that". (I picture him as more in the line of an English Setter I imagine: somewhat inbred with a tendency to drool uncontrollably, slavishly devoted to his master, shedding hair everywhere and ultimately mad as a hatter). Mr. Bush went on to say that "somehow our relationship has been seen as Bush saying to Blair, 'Jump' and Blair saying, 'How high?'". I had always pictured their relationship as more along the lines of Blair cozying up to Bush and humping his leg at every opportunity.

1 comment:

Michael said...

An American socialist? I always knew there had be one somewhere, I just didn't expect that somewhere to be south east London.