29 June 2007

From the City of Brotherly Death

Philadelphia is a city awash with legal and illegal guns. The murder rate leads the nation at more than one a day and there is little hope that it will decline now that the long hot summer is upon us. What crimes do the Philadelphia Police take seriously then? Illegal flute playing.

As I've said before I promise to come back to visit just as soon as my new Armani Kevlar suit arrives; and ear plugs in case I am assaulted by a flute.

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