28 June 2007

The right man for the job

Captain Codpiece has gone envoy mad all of a sudden. First he sees to it that his buddy St. Tony has found gainful employment as the newly appointed envoy to the Middle East representing "the Quartet". Now he has announced that he is to appoint an envoy to the 57 nation Organization of the Islamic Conference.

There is no word as yet as to who will be given the job. The Decider(TM) probably hasn't decided to decide. However given his penchant for those who are loyal and unpopular and to his apparent desire to ensure that his friends remain continuously employed I think I have know just the man. His old friend Paul Wolfowitz is just about to be unemployed. I am sure that Wolfie would fit right in after a short period of adjustment and cultural sensitivity training of course; you know how Muslims generally feel about holely socks.

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