26 June 2007

With this snip I thee wed

Sadness reigns in Salt Lake City as the wedding of young lovers Layne D. Hess and Jody Johnston has been cancelled. After this terrible news the two had to go to court to settle a few odds and ends related to the unhappy break up and Mr. Hess learned yesterday that he could not recover the vasectomy he had given her as an engagement present.

It is just as well that these family haters, obviously not interested in the only reason to have sex with anyone - procreation, did not get hitched. It would have ruined all the other marriages in Utah if not the entire West of America.

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