Dear John,
May I call you John? I have the subject for your next "book" right here and what a winner it is going to be! A handful of Christian loonies in the United Kingdom have declared a Holy War on Halloween, a kind of jihad if you will, and are threatening to ruin this fine and traditional holiday for everyone else.
I am certain that a man of your stature and respect for religious tradition will wish to take up the banner to save Halloween and I am hopeful that you will.
Sincerely,
Yank in London
(Note: if you do proceed with either a book or a television special I will expect a 5% share of all revenues for providing the creative idea. I'm sure you will agree that this is fair.)
May I call you John? I have the subject for your next "book" right here and what a winner it is going to be! A handful of Christian loonies in the United Kingdom have declared a Holy War on Halloween, a kind of jihad if you will, and are threatening to ruin this fine and traditional holiday for everyone else.
I am certain that a man of your stature and respect for religious tradition will wish to take up the banner to save Halloween and I am hopeful that you will.
Sincerely,
Yank in London
(Note: if you do proceed with either a book or a television special I will expect a 5% share of all revenues for providing the creative idea. I'm sure you will agree that this is fair.)
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