02 October 2007

What would Jesus flog?

Looking to sell your home? Well you need look no further than the Catholic Company's faith based home sales kit! With this kit, only $7.95, you will be able to harness the incredible powers of St. Joseph, the patron saint of estate agents apparently, to shift that tumbledown wreck you're trying to flog. Also included with this incredible offer is a "3.5 [inch] plastic St. Joseph figure, prayer to St. Joseph, and instructions".

Operators are standing by so get your Catholic card out and call now!

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