18 February 2008

EXTRA! EXTRA! JFK assassination conspiracy proved!

The Dallas Morning News has announced that a collection of old documents and other items related to the JFK assassination has been uncovered by the Dallas County District Attorney's office. Included in the find, amongst other more mundane things, is an extremely suspect transcript of a conversation purported to have taken place between Lee Harvey Oswald and Jack Ruby in which the two of them plotted to kill the President.

Meanwhile my senior Senator Arlen "Single Bullet" Specter* (R - PA) is concentrating his considerable investigate talents on the scandal that is the National (American) Football League!

*I am always amused that my (proper British) English spell check wants his surname to be “Spectre”.

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