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After reading this articleI found myself truly terrified at the prospect of an al Qaeda factory somewhere in America wherein prosthetic pregnancies were being manufactured before being strapped on to evil doers who would go off and explode my American family and friends. Theis terrible wave of anxiety quickly faded however after I read the following "disclaimer" at the end of the article.

"Authorities say there is ‘no specific, credible intelligence’ that says terrorists are planning to use women and suicide bombers to attack, but the warning was sent to agencies across the country in the wake of recent attacks overseas."

Well thank heavens for that, eh?