23 January 2007

Happy Saint Ruth Day.

Tony Blair must be feeling a bit hard done by these days what with criticism from the OECD over the cancellation of the inquiry into the BAE bribe scandal and, of course, the Metropolitan Police's investigation into "Lolly for Lordships".

On particular he must be concerned about the pressures on those lesser beings around him such as his political advisor Ruth Turner who was rudely awakened by policemen very early the other morning and arrested. We should all do our part to ease Tony’s anguish and by extension Ms. Turner's as well. I can think of nothing that will do more to ease his burden at the moment that than contributing to the campaign to urge the Catholic Church to make Ms. Turner a saint post haste without waiting for her death, miracles or any other such nonsense. As the petition so rightly says:

"[S]he has never done anything wrong in her life, she is arguably more holy than John Paul II, who was known to leave the toilet seat up on occasion. Furthermore, if by her actions she has spared one of the faithful - Tony Blair (who is almost a Catholic) - from the strong arm of the law this is clearly a miracle in her favour."

So go there and sign on right now.

That means YOU!

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