Those of you who doubt the imperial, perhaps divine, powers of George the First, Emperor of the United States of America and Iraq, will probably argue that it is mere coincidence that today it is snowing in London for the second consecutive day. The snow began almost immediately after the Exalted One spoke about his plans to address climate change by feeding some corn to SUVs rather than people.
And George said let it be cool and it was cool and George saw that this was good. And there was great joy amongst the people and on the internets.
I would like to thank Mr. Bush for solving this problem with the same efficiency that he has used to address the problems in Iraq, Afghanistan and New Orleans.
Let us pray.
Let us pray.
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