An article over at TomPaine.com asks Which Babies Are Real Americans?". So the right wingers don't get all in a lather over this I have a few simple tests that should, I hope, make everything clear.
Are the parents married (to each other)? If yes continue
Are the parents different sexes? If yes continue
Does either parent speak a language other than American? (Note: English may be acceptable.) If no continue
Are both parents Christians or similar religions like Catholic or Mormon? If yes continue
Is either parent an Indian? (Asian or American) If no continue
Does either parent read more than three books a year? If no continue
Is at least one parent clinically obese? If yes continue
Does at least one parent own a gun? If yes - we've got a winner!
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