P. M. "Stoner"

Young P.M. wannabe David Cameron is today refusing to deny newspaper reports that he got into a spot of bother whilst at Eton fro inhaling. Yes, unlike America's former President shiny young Dave is being more or less honest with the press. He said "like many people I did things when I was young that I shouldn't have done and that I regret". Once he finished his discussion of his decision to join the Conservative Party he addressed the cannabis use rumours by saying "I do believe that politicians are entitled to a past that is private and that remains private".

Then he went out for pizza with some dudes.