Tomorrow is Mothering Sunday here and high street sex shop Ann Summers has their annual window display of tasteful gifts for the mother of your children - largely flimsy and revealing lingerie. I don't want any of you blokes out there to believe for an instant that your wife/partner is going to be fooled into thinking that push up bra, g-string and suspenders ensemble that you are giving her for the big day is in any way a gift for her. It is a gift for you.
At least whilst you are in Ann Summers get her something she can actually use like a Rampant Rabbit.
At least whilst you are in Ann Summers get her something she can actually use like a Rampant Rabbit.
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