19 March 2007

Our friends to the North

Polls in Scotland show that the Scottish Nationalist Party now leads Labour in the run up to elections for the Scottish Executive at the beginning of May. Should they win and take power what will this mean? I have so many questions?

Will they press for independence and if so will it become even more difficult to spend a Scottish fiver in London? Will there be passport checks on the Scottish sleeper service? Will they get their own Olympic team? Will they ditch the Queen? Will there be tariffs imposed on smoked salmon? Will Gordon Brown ever get to be PM? Will they, as a gesture of friendship, take Jeffrey Archer off of our hands?

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