Beware the toothpick fish!

Slovenian swimmer Martin Strel is to be applauded for having completed his grueling 3200+ mile swim down the Amazon four days ahead of schedule. He had to down a mask made of pillow case after getting 2nd degree burns on his face in the first few days of the journey and his support team threw meat and blood into the water to lure piranhas away from the tempting meal that Mr. Strel presented. Worst of all he had to urinate in his wet suit to avoid getting his willy out in the water and risking being attacked by the dreaded toothpick fish who attacks human men by swimming up the penis.

Ouch! I need to go outdoors and get a breath of fresh air.

In any case well done Martin!