11 April 2007

Imus - come to Jesus

First I should say that I have stayed away from Don Imus controversy until now largely because, due to where I live, my airwaves are mercifully free of him and I reckoned it wasn't my fight.

Nevertheless I stumbled onto something today which really solves everything and I can't understand why I didn’t think of this before. All Imus has to do is find Jesus and all will be well. After all we certainly know that all racists are atheists or Muslims. Of course he needs to find the true white Jesus and not the one that is worshipped by the "faux preacher Rev. Al Sharpton" or "extortionist Rev. Jesse Jackson".

Jesus will probably let him keep his job as well.

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