Ingrates!

America's foreign guests at the Guantánamo Bay Beach and Leisure Resort are so upset because the pool boys don't bring the drinks fast enough or because the bed linen in now changed only twice a day that they are going on hunger strike. Some people really do have all the nerve. A representative of the US said that the guests actions were just "propaganda" and intimated that they were aimed at damaging the Resort's reputation during the upcoming peak "extraordinary rendition" season.