But they are only teeny tiny flaws

US Army officer Lt. Col. Stephen Abraham had better watch his step or who knows where he will end up. If he insists on pursuing the anti-American and unpatriotic path that he has started down in his affidavit to the US Supreme Court in which he has the temerity to criticise the conduct of the military tribunals held at the lovely Guantánamo Beach and Leisure Resort. Col. Abraham claims that the tribunals "relied on vague and incomplete intelligence while being pressured to rule against detainees, often without any specific evidence". As if he would know.

What's that? Oh I see. Col. Abraham was a member of the tribunals. So what? I'm thinking that "Abraham" isn't a proper American name if you know what I mean.