01 June 2007

Just what do they teach 'em down at Libery U?

A student at Jerry Falwell's Liberty University was arrested the night before the not-so-great man's funeral in possession of a "napalm-like bomb". A judge has refused to grant nineteen year old Mark David Uhl bail and said that he "was troubled by testimony that showed support for Nazis, gang connections and plans for violence". According to Mr. Uhl's attorney he "didn't want to hurt anyone". He must be a talented young man as not hurting someone with a napalm bomb is probably more difficult than hurting someone with it. We are certain to hear that he is a good young Christian and therefore shouldn't be thought of as the terrorist wannabe he actually is.

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