20 June 2007

Secure the oil ministry - now what?

Now that it is far too late the US armed forces have decided to issue the troops with a set of playing cards identifying the remaining sites of historic and archaeological interest so that they don't wantonly destroy them. Three questions:
  1. Is a full 52 card deck still required?
  2. What is the fascination with playing cards?
  3. Are all of the supreme "evil-doers" from the original deck dead or incarcerated?

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