Things that are pissing me off today!

I have decided that the owners of Ipods and various other MP3 players all fall into one of two categories. These are as follows:

• "I am the owner of the only pair of earphones on the planet which prevent nearby people from having to listen to my music when I crank it up to 10"
• "I don't give a shit if nearby people have to listen to my music when I crank it up to 10"