07 January 2008

The great unloved

It will take more than 10,000 Israeli police to keep his fans away from Captain Codpiece during his upcoming visit to Israel and the illegally occupied Palestinian territories. This is in addition to the jumbo jet full of bull-necked, earphone wearing American security the great man will bring with him. With this many guards around him how is he supposed to feel the love?

Further down in the article is proof that Israelis may not have done their homework on the American President. They plan to extend the time that the Old City wall is illuminated by two hours past midnight so that Captain Codpiece will have an opportunity to see the sights. This is a man who goes to bed at 10 PM. He probably would have wished that they would shut them off two hours earlier so he can get some sleep.

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