Perhaps, finally, someone will stop talking about the weather and actually do something about it!

There are rumours that Pat "What Is This Voice in My Head" Robertson could buy the Virginian Pilot newspaper1 of Norfolk VA. The Pilot has, in the past, been critical of the Reverend and his church and has pointed out to us, as if we didn't know, that Rev. Robertson's annual predictions are generally complete and utter rubbish. (Why does God lie to him?) The Pilot is owned by Landmark Communications and they are considering flogging off their assets. The real jewel in the Landmark crown though is the Weather Channel. I think the Reverend should go for the whole bunch and solve our weather problems once and for all.