05 February 2008

Because you are mate!

From a real letter published in Massachusetts's South Coast Today:

"Everybody says I'm obese. I am 5 feet 7 inches and weigh 270 pounds. I am a 48-year-old male. I swim three to five times a week. I feel good. I recently had a stress test for my heart. I came out with flying colors. Why am I being told I am obese? I have a 52-inch chest and a 50-inch waist."

Just try and think back to the last time you saw your feet, mate. Just exactly how old were you?

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