09 January 2007

BAD* outbreak in Downing Street

Allow me to paraphrase PM Blair's statement yesterday as to how the public should act in the face of climate change.

"It's too hard for people to sacrifice the essentials of life such as stag nights in Prague, cheap holidays on the Costa del Sol or shopping in New York after the dollar collapses. Therefore we should just cross our fingers and hope that somehow science will save us before London is under water. (Note to self: Buy holiday home on a mountain.)"

*Bushite Afactual Disorder - a syndrome that largely affected English speaking political leaders in the early 21st century causing them to completely ignore the facts in evidence and encourage the populace to act in opposition to reality. (See Blair, Anthony & Howard, John.) Named after disgraced American President George "Wanker" Bush.

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