19 January 2007

The Mahatma of Downing Street

Yesterday Chancellor of the Exchequer and Blair heir apparent Gordon Brown quite presumptively suggested that the great Indian leader Mohandas Gandhi would be his inspiration once that other son-of-a-bitch moves out and he gets to be Prime Minister.

I assume that this means that his foreign and domestic policies will be based on ahimsa, that school meals, in addition to being nutritious, will also be vegetarian and that he will take to wearing a dhoti made of cloth that he has spun and woven himself.

I, for one, am looking forward to this! Now if we could just make Tony go away.

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