08 February 2007

Straight as an arrow

Everyone can breathe a sigh of relief. The Rt. Reverend Ted Haggard, who had to resign in disgrace from his ministry and from the Presidency of the National Association of Evangelicals after word got out that he was a H-O-M-O-S-E-X-U-A-L (ssh), should soon be back in the saddle as he has had three weeks of treatment for his "long-time problem" (is that anything like a Longtime Companion?) and is now all better. The disgraced former minister now says that he is "completely heterosexual". I guess he used to be just partially heterosexual.

Rumours that Christian right supporters of the Bush administration were strongly recommending that the Vice President, Dick Cheney, send his daughter to the same counsellor before the birth of her baby could not be confirmed at this time.

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