17 April 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 29)

Due to the horrible events in Virginia yesterday US Attorney General and Bush succubus Antonio "Gone-zo" Gonzales was cheated out of his big day out and we won't be able to hear his undoubtedly peculiar version of the truth until Thursday.

All remains quiet on the England football manager Steve "I've never really coached a winning team and it doesn't look like I'm going to start now" McClaren front. The other contestant in my who-will-get-sacked-first competition.

(To be continued...)

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