21 June 2007

A word to the security team at Pakistan International Airlines

Should Pakistan's Religious Affairs Minister Ijaz-ul Haq go forward with his plans to visit the UK in the near future you would do well to make sure that you search his baggage and person thoroughly. Shortly after the British government awarded a knighthood to Sir Salman Rushdie Mr. Ijaz-ul Hag was quoted as saying that such a move might justify suicide attacks.

A further note to the US Department of Homeland Security: if you have not already done so, and given your efficiency and efficacy there is no reason to believe that you have not, it might be wise to add Mr. Ijaz-ul Haq to your much admired "no fly list". He might want to stop in the States on the way home.

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