For God's sake think of the children!

I have been weeping tears of laughter since I read this thoughtful essay from the surprisingly seductive Marie Jon'*. You really must read it for yourself however I will provide one quote as a bit of a teaser:

"The crime rates surrounding our libraries are not being told to us by the media nearly enough."

Please ignore the rather strange word selection and syntax that Ms. Jon' (?) employs at try and grasp her profundity!

*If anyone can explain the seemingly extraneous apostrophe in her surname I would gladly welcome the edification.