How binge drinking can end global warming

The process is simple. One goes down the pub and drinks vast quantities of beer, preferably real ale. One's body, assuming one's liver and kidneys are still functioning, turns the beer into intoxication, body fat, belches and urine.

Then, presto chango, with the able assistance of some scientists, one turns the urine into electricity. Problem solved!

There do seem to be one or two little details that need to be worked out but I am extremely optimistic. So, in the interest of science, for the rest of the day I may be found in my local.