"If you hadn't lawyered up we'd be done with you by now"

Why have no trials taken place for any of the US detainees at Guantánamo? Well, obviously the man to ask is US Attorney General and facilitator-at-large Alberto Gonzales. He knows and he isn't afraid to tell us.

"A lot will depend on the courts and the legal challenges brought by detainees at Guantánamo...but we are trying as hard as we can to bring these individuals to justice."

If those evil doers hadn't gone out and got lawyers they would have been found guilty by now.