Shamelessly nicked from Simon Hoggart's column in today's Guardian:
Someone dashes up to a driver's window: "Insurgents have captured George Bush and Dick Cheney, and if they don't get $10m in an hour they going to douse them in gasoline and set them alight!"
"Of course I'll help," says the driver, "how much are other people giving?"
"Oh, around a gallon, if you can spare it."
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