01 February 2007

Peace in our time!

Brave European diplomats have at last brokered a peace agreement in the Vodka War between countries that make the important spirit in traditional ways, using traditional ingredients thereby protecting the traditional family and countries that don't.

The eleventh hour settlement will allow only vodkas made from potatoes or grains to be labelled only as vodka. Spirits distilled from other ingredients will have to be labelled as such.

I, for one, am hugely relieved. Body shots anyone?

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