25 May 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 66)

It is hard to believe that US Attorney General and Bush succubus Alberto "Gone-zo" Gonzales is still tenaciously hanging on to his job. If the Decider(TM) were an even marginally competent administrator or leader we should be surprised that Gonezo remains his man; he isn't; we're not. Meanwhile the investigation into acts of malfeasance in the Justice Department seems to widen with each passing hour.

Considering the situation seriously for a moment it is absolutely clear that Gonezo must go. There are really only two scenarios to consider.

The first is that despite all of his testimony before Congress and other public pronouncements he was intimately involved in the sackings of the US Attorneys and that he bowed to political pressure in selecting those who would go. This is what I believe to be the case. If it is true then he must go as he has lied to the American people and he has lied to Congress under oath which is a crime that should be prosecuted.

The second scenario is that he truly did delegate the responsibility entirely for these decisions. Prosecuting US Attorneys are the public face of the US Justice Department. One can make a reasonable argument that they are the most important employees in the entire organisation. If Gonezo believed that it was acceptable for him to leave these decisions to others without even the slightest involvement on his part or at the very least his approval of the decisions having been informed of the reasoning behind them then he is clearly unfit to lead an organisation as important to the American people and to American ideals as the one he does and therefore he must go.

At the end of the day it doesn't matter at all which of these is the truth the man must go and he must go now!

In related news the other contender for runner up in the first annual Yank in London who-will-get-sacked-first-competition, England football coach Steve McClaren is growing increasingly concerned over his rival's incredible staying power and is considering taking desperate measures, such as recalling David Beckham, in order to hang on to his job.

(To be continued...)

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