I plan to launch a crusade calling for the burning and destruction of all children's books that include cheetahs as characters as the news reaches us that the elegant big cats refuse to recognise that marriage is a union between one male cat and one female cat. It seems that the females of the species are a bit slutty and like to sleep around. Thank God that Jerry Falwell didn't live to hear this or the African felines might have been blamed for the 11 September attacks!
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