27 May 2007

Will we still need ash trays?

As the United Kingdom prepares to go smoke free, in public at least, in July the European Union is preparing to go one step further as it plans to ensure that only fire safe cigarettes will be available for sale by 2010. These cigarettes will put themselves out when you fall asleep, pissed and smoking in bed therefore saving hundreds of lives. These will undoubtedly be closely followed by fags that are completely fire-proof and will not burn at all.

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