26 May 2007

Gone-zo watch (day 67)

So US Attorney General and Bush succubus Alberto "Gone-zo" Gonzales has lasted until another weekend and since this one is a holiday weekend it ensures Sr. Gonzales of at least one more day of employment. Even so there are even more difficulties ahead for the inept and incompetent man who is America's top lawyer. Now oozing out of the cess pit that is the Bush administration is the news that Gonzales's process of reforming the corps of immigration judges might have come up a little short. It seems that whilst Republican loyalty and right wing credentials were critical for those appointed to the judgeships by Gone-zo even rudimentary familiarity with immigration law was not. Suspicious behaviour from someone with the surname Gonzales don't you think?

Elsewhere later today we should know how desperate England football coach Steve "I've Never Really Coached a Winning Side and It Doesn't Look Like I'm Going to Start Now" McClaren, the other contender for runner up in the first annual Yank in London who-will-get-sacked-first-competition, is as he is set to name the England squad for the upcoming friendly against Brazil and the European Championship qualifier against Estonia. It appears likely that David Beckham will return from exile but even if he does it will only be a stop gap measure as once he begins to play in America against lacklustre competition his form will assuredly fall off and he will no longer be up to the challenge.

(To be continued...)

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